Talk:Game Updates/@comment-4738639-20140916002655/@comment-6613158-20140917055741

'''Weird conversation '''

''“Hey bud, it’s my birthday! Can you come over anytime today: I’m having a 24 hour party! No need to bring any present, you’re being here is the only present I really want.” ''

“Sorry man. I have promised my kid brother that I would take care of the pet mouse of his best friend’s niece, twice removed, today. Apparently the poor animal gets homesick on Mondays and needs someone to keep him company.”

''“Gee, that’s really sad! And how altruistic of you: if only there were more people like you the world would definitely be a better place.” ''

“I was just thinking, though. I’ll be in the neighborhood at the end of the week. I’ll drop by your place then and help myself to a piece of your quite excellent birthday cake. Don’t bother to stay home for me: I know where you keep your key.”