Talk:Noel dePlante/@comment-27921111-20170908221320

Should we add a list of the comments that appear when you click on him? I've got a few of them:

"AHHH, GIANT FINGER DESCENDING FROM THE SKY! ...oh, never mind, just a spot of dust on my astromagical scope. Carry on."

"Not only do we live among the dragons, but the dragons live within us."

"Few records survived the Cataclysm, and so the details of that terrible event were lost to time. We magicfolk live in humble hope that we should never experience the devastations our ancestors faced so many generations ago."

"Have you ever been to the Opurdie Observatory in the north? It's the best place in the Vale to see the stars. Of course, you can only get there by pretending you don't see it. That's why there are signs along the way: "DO NOT OBSERVE THE OBSERVATORY."

"Good astromagical telescope polish is hard to come by. That's why I brew my own: Noel dePlante's Powerful Polish for Supermagical Stargazing! Now available in musty scroll scent!"

"Have you seen the new Rift Gate? We've got a wizard who volunteered to stabilize it from the other side. Well, he didn't so much volunteer as he did get trapped, but don't worry, we'll get him out! I think..."

"After Light and Dark magics were lost to the cataclysm, the tireless efforts of park proprietors like yourself made it possible for those elements and dragons to return. Collaboration is the most powerful magic of all, as I always say."

I thought I saw a strange moon through my astromagical telescope the other day. But that was no moon- just a moon dragon.