Talk:Spicky dragon/@comment-71.236.175.42-20120325011335

As soon as I saw this dragon in the market, I was amazed and intrigued. I immediately strove to find out what gave this dragon it's unique appearance. I have come up with the following genealogy for it.

20 million BC- the first " green slug," an ancient ancestor of the cactus dragon, emerges from the ocean. 18 million BC- the green slug, after wandering around on the beach, explores into the desert, where it prospers. 14 million BC- the "metalworm" which just so happens to be an ancient ancestor of the rust dragon, becomes the main predator of the green slug. To adapt to this, the green slug evolves and swells to over ten feet in length. 10 million BC- a green slug mates with an ancient ancestor of the pickle, which gives it a lumpy, bulging appearance. 1154 AD- the hybrid terrorizes a village of medieval diplomats, which try to kill it but only make it stronger. They manage to drive it away from their village to a nearby beach, where it mates with a sea urchin and becomes spiny. 1643 AD- the resulting hybrid mates with an alien with pink eyelashes and a unicorn horn. It grows wings from the radiation in the spacecraft. 1847 AD- the cactus dragon is struck by lightning for being so ugly. 2012 AD- a particularly large cactus dragon corners a programmer of backflips studios and blackmails it into putting it in the game.