Talk:Mine Dragon/@comment-71.236.175.42-20120324051250/@comment-71.113.227.152-20120325023646

Then he added "I cannot digest dragon food so I eat raw dirt because it is the only thing more filthy than myself and is therefore delicious to me. I hate everyone except my toenails, including myself. Other dragons battle for territory. I spend my time grumpily sitting in absolute darkness at a minimum of 200 feet underground surrounded by blind cave fish and bats, and I think it's fun."