Talk:Game Updates/@comment-4738639-20140916002655/@comment-6613158-20140918185404

''' Weird Invitation '''

 To all my friends!

 I’ll be celebrating my birthday next Monday and you’re all invited. Of course I will be serving my obscenely delicious birthday cake again, as I do every year.

 Please note the following. If you have bought me one drink per week, or less, on average during this last year, you are welcome from six AM to seven AM. If you have bought me between one and ten drinks you’re welcome anytime from six AM to eleven PM. If you have bought me more than ten drinks drop in anytime you want --- Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or basically any day you want; just give me a holler before you come over and I’ll bake a cake especially for you!